YOU be the K1D10T
My victim host's IP address is:
1. No Denial-of-Service attacks, or I'll have to kill time by singing or something. (Did you know I used to be a semi-pro Bass-Baritone?)
2. Don't go after my presentation laptop. There might be pictures of naked people on the last slide, or maybe not; you won't find out unless you leave this box alone.
3. If you cause an entertaining log-message to be displayed on my victim host, you win a prize.
4. If you r00t my victim host, you also win a prize. But of this you may never speak again, OR BY THE SACRED LAW OF OMERTA, YOU... MUST... DIE!